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Friday, December 28, 2007

Tears In The Mist

Many are shaken by manner in which Benazir Bhutto met her untimely demise. Ms. Bhutto was a highly educated intellectual who had twice led Pakistan and was seeking a coalition government from the current ruling party. She was fully aware of the danger her high exposure posed to her life, but was willing to continue regardless for a higher purpose-her country. Much disinformation was disseminated over the cause of her death, but It now appears at least three bullets were fired striking her fatally.

The US Government has poured millions into Pakistan which openly admits a massive corruption problem. The issue here is not to chastise an seemingly inept Bush Administration for failing to properly account for these funds, but for ignoring the vision which Ms. Bhutto was propagating. History is rife with those who paid the ultimate price for their principles. These men and women looked beyond the black/white perception our current administration, as well as others, is hopelessly immersed in and proclaimed the beautiful colors to be realized by rising above the gridlock. Ms. Bhutto was looking at a Pakistan the way she wanted it to be and not the way it was regardless of the peril to her own life.

The dedicated minority has always affected the greatest changes in society. Transformation, however, always has a cost and those in opposition defend the status
quo with whatever is in easy reach. Our recent history during the Vietnam War saw violence and chaos which rocked the very foundations of our society yet we survived. There are those, and always will be, who seek the "good old days" without elaborating history can never be reversed without cost. The American Public is, as paraphrased from Thomas Jefferson, a great unwashed beast which is peaceful while at rest, but tenacious when awakened.

Confrontation, debate and struggle are healthy for a society until the point of nonsensical violence is reached. The ante is then raised to the bar of survival where the sound of reason is hushed by the cacophony of gunfire. Unfortunately, this nation pushed the bar in Vietnam and currently, Iraq, by selectively ignoring our own arrogance and rigid ideology. Non-recognition of our own history of struggle and invalidating cherished ideals does not justify
pre-emptive invasion; nor does perpetuating equivocations to the public about another nation in order to invade. No amount of earth's resources, i.e. oil, gained can eradicate the pain of betrayal on a national level. That is certainly not the America we were brought up to respect.

The United States has lost sight of our own dream; the cherished vision paid for with the blood, sweat and tears of those past. Instead, we rely on short-minded ideologues
uttering simple cliches to motivate the masses whether true or not. Ms. Bhutto should be remembered not only for her ultimate sacrifice, but also for the vision her death caused many in this nation to recall. Once again, we have to find our way in the darkness until the American Dream is reborn to its fulfillment. Her unfortunate death has given us the time to pause and realize the decimation of our own national vision. For that alone, we owe her a debt of gratitude. Another bright star is twinkling in heaven this evening and this world citizen says "THANK YOU!"


Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Now You Hear; Now You Don't

Ladies and Gentlemen, a news conference has begun to elaborate on the President's plan to convince America he is always right about Iran regardless of what intelligence agencies state, what others proclaim and yadda, yadda, yadda. Dana The Dimple comes to the rostrum:

Dana: Good Morning, Controlled Media. I want to make a brief statement and then open it up for questions.

Dana: Okay, that was the statement, get it!!!; let me consult my color coded chart for good people to select. Done, you there in back, wearing the single tone outfit.

Indiv: Yes, what do you want?

Dana: Ask your question!

Indiv: I'm the janitor, okay.

Dana: Damn chart...uhhhh, the Cuban Missile Crisis is still not relevant. Regardless of what your hear, the President is always right. He says so thus one should believe.

Press: Reputable intelligence agencies in this nation and the world have stated Iran ceased military nuke operations in 2003, yet President In A Bubble continued to rant on World War III and stoke the war fires. How do you explain that?

Dana: He is always right and didn't do any of those things. Let me explain this for your edification (4 syllables). It comes from God to George through me to you. Therefore, these statements are divine in origin and not subject to fallacy. Like, its theocratically cool!!

Press: Are you stating President In A Bubble (PIB) is a prophet?

Dana: Duhhhhhhhhhhh! Took you awhile to figure that one out, Einstein!!!

Press: This is hard to envision since he is so mistake prone. Can you give us something more to validate this revelation?

Dana: Have you ever noticed how Barney (pet dog) always follows in his footsteps and never urinates on White House fire hydrants. Next question....

Press: There are no White House fire hydrants....

Dana: See, the Tribulation has begun and you didn't even notice!!!! Barney works in mysterious ways. No Cuban Missile crisis here or if there ever was one...

Press: Let's get a bit more substantive. Why did the President cite the fear of World War III knowing the Iranians had ceased nuclear activities?

Dana: He's the President and talks with God. I talk to the President sometimes too, but usually when his wife isn't around. Pickles tends to rain on the party and that's when one needs to clarify issues. She's an issue and I'm Dana.

Press: Not sure what that meant, but you didn't answer the question. Please, why did he continue preaching World War III when he knew production had stopped.

Dana: That falls under Executive Privilege between him and God. The Missile Crisis happened in Cuba and you thought I didn't know.

Press: How does one get a straight answer from this administration?

Dana: Oh, Silly....ask a crooked question and then hope for the best!! Time to go since I have to look up someone named Kruschev for my new book on etiquette....

Press: One last question......was the White House involved in the destruction of CIA tapes!

Dana: Of course, not. PIB gets his anti-depressants and alcohol from the House Physician. God told him to take these to develop a clearer picture of the domestic scene and boy, has it ever helped. Bye, now...

This has been a heavenly production authorized by President In A Bubble, his disciple, Karl and Official White House Dog, Barney.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Banality of Presidential Elections

Turned on the television a few days ago and observed what appeared to be a group of adults discussing elementary politics. It wasn't intriguing nor stimulating to watch this group play politics with accompanying snideness and questionable intellectuality. Ironically, it was the Democrat or Republican presidential candidate debates-take your choice. So much was said about so little and of course, primary topics of major interest were cautiously avoided. Its the ratings that matter, the right image and not the country or perish the thought, the public for whom they serve.

Most of these candidates could participate in the television program revolving around knowing more than a 5th grader except they would probably lose. So what is it this writer is actually trying to say. The election campaign is a farce....no, no that, though there are moments. More concern exists for favorable segues and building points that for this great nation....no doubt, this is true. In reality, this entire campaign reminds me of high school king/queen of the prom campaigning. Everyone seems to be currying the public only for favorable response rather than delving into the myriad of problems this nation faces.

There was more enthusiasm with Colbert declaring a quasi-candidacy than with many of these individuals; and he certainly discussed far greater issues. This is, indeed, a sad thing to note, but coincides with the demise of American world credibility. How else does one rationalize the staying power of certain names who would have been forced out years ago.

Guiliani-womanizer, questionable financial transactions as Mayor, et. al.

Romney-draft evader, attempting to minimize church-state separation.

McCain-has forsaken Arizona with his senatorial absence, silver spoon youth whose father's rank, Admiral, prevented him from being bounced from Naval flight training after crashing two jets, questionable activities with North Vietnamese while being held as a POW, wife steals drugs from non-profit org she headed and becomes addict-convicted and dried out, his wishy-washy attitude towards Bush even after being attacked by Karl Rove, et. al.

Huckabee-who?

Thompson-back to Law and Order; he needs the writers strike to end for campaign material.

Clinton-difficult to determine a position on many facets.

Edwards-fadinggggggggggggggg

Obama-has to walk the razor's edge

I'm tired of all of this though the others are far from innocent as well. We are only human beings and susceptible to human foibles. Americans are a forgiving lot, but lost values and common sense would have prevented many candidates from declaring their availability. The quality of candidates has decreased in tune with our national values and no one is shouting from the rooftop for it to stop.

Has Iraq been really discussed? The lies that propelled us into that conflict; the wounded GIs receiving less than adequate healthcare in hospitals resembling the Walter Reed episode; the 120-150 Veteran suicides occurring weekly; the US government becoming a corporate welfare provider to companies like Halliburton; our declining education system; media facets crawling in bed with the White House, et. al. I miss America.

Its banal. Like Alf Landon once said, "I could run on a laundry ticket and beat these bums."

Saturday, December 15, 2007

End Of The Year Eval

Well, well, well....here it is almost at the end of 2007 and the obvious question is: are we better off this year than last? Will 2008 bring a kinder, gentler nation espousing forsaken values and brimming with less compassionate conservatives? Methinks I don't know, but at least there will be an election! Otherwise, here are my observations:

1. The US has become a Britney Spears codependent. God, this administration reminds me so much of her misguided antics.

2. Gomer Pyle is a better orator than GW. At least, he wouldn't need all speeches scripted, the audience preselected and news correspondents chosen beforehand as well. What does this spell......fear and indolence!!!!

3. I just don't understand....Bush and the Uber Gang presented lies to launch us into Iraq yet Congress prefers to remain oblivious to taking them to task. Thousands have died while Congress buys into the fantasy and espouses we just can't leave. Okay, but how did we get there and what the hell are you going to do about it? Similar to the Britney "I'm too sick to go to a deposition" while missing four dates and then complaining about the horrible sin the court is perpetrating on her children by threatening to take away custody. By the way, who has visitation rights to George W. and Dick C.?

4. Oh, America....you send our youngest off to fight the wars and then forsake their care when they return. Why aren't our returning wounded being taken care of? Why are Veterans relegated to the darkest bastion of society once their usefulness to fight the "war" has ended? Again, another morality crisis the Bush Administration has tried to gloss over. By the way, did I mention 120-150 Vets are committing suicide weekly and all the conversation is over why inadequate tracking exists? There is Frontier Land, Fantasy Land, Never Never Land, White House Land; I forget the other two, but now this government is is Spin Spun Land.

5. Iran was ready to initiate World War II, according to Yanked From Flight Status in the Guard George, but then we find out they had halted production in 2005!!! Hmmm, let me tell you about this bridge for sale in Lake Havasu... Now, this writer would never accuse George of fabricating, but there is a strange scent in the air coming from the bullpen and it isn't jasmine.

6. Baseball is rocked by yet another seismic anomaly....first it was the strike which destroyed the love affair for many of us....and now steroids. Its not entirely the players fault since owners want production to enhance public turnout at games. As the great barbiturate taker, Nancy Reagan, once said: "Just say no." (even though she couldn't). My Goodness, why were so many Yankees?; and tell me, did George provide any substance while he was affiliated with the Astros as a minority owner (other than being photographed picking his nose?). Its a travesty to all who once believed! Where is Judge Learned Hand when you need him??

7. Declaration of Conscience: I believe in my country, but have serious misgivings about our current state of government. The electoral campaign could be better served by simply herding all the candidates into a room, distributing Double Bubble Chewing Gum and then determine who blows the biggest bubble. So far, it has been an exercise in futility reminding me of adhering to the great Shakespeare paraphrased from Romeo and Juliet: "they speak and yet they say nothing." Unfortunately, people are dying while the vacuum is being expanded!!

8. Help me understand....Lindsay Lohan was on probation and then was pulled over for DUI and Cocaine possession....84 minutes in jail. Paris Hilton was on probation, suspended drivers license; and then was pulled over for driving without a license, et. al.-just a few days in jail. Kiefer Sutherland was picked up for DUI and given, I believe, 48 days. Hmmmmm....I'm beginning to see a pattern here....Britney, don't worry...you can be released to pick up your Starbuck's latte...no problem....Kiefer, back to jail. Just love justice, celebrity style....

9. Bill O'Reilly is such a trip....here's a guy talking about the war on Christmas, morality and all that after Fox was forced to ante up approximately $15 million to satisfy a sexual harassment suit against him by a former assistant producer. A typical story......silver spoon youth goes to parochial school, private university and then to England to avoid the draft (1968); returns when fear of induction is over; and now becomes the great victim of his own sexual verbages. Apparently, the young lady involved may have made tapes of his overtures and this frightened the His Holy Hypocrisy. Tsk, tsk, tsk....look to stars, dear Bill, instead of your own private folly.....Does he know Brittany?

10. Its the Christmas season....I believe in the old Christmas when it really meant something and millions looked forward to it yearly; not the commercialized Christmas which begins as soon as the first college football game is over. It is a special time of the year which has to be found again in one's heart and not from the machinations of mass advertising. Happy holidays to all and dear Brittany, even Santa Claus has a present for you.

Friday, July 27, 2007

Oops!

Well, well, well.....now President In A Bubble is attempting to revise Vietnam War history to fit his needs. This is, indeed, a serious matter and indicates the desperation PIB will go to justify his war. Methinks a bit of true history is in order for PIB to ponder about.

1. Presidential Resignee Nixon and his henchman, Kissinger, presided over the withdrawal from Vietnam. It was simply a "haul ass to save ass" operation Kissinger manipulated in a failed attempt to leave with some honor. The North Vietnamese played Kissinger along to the point where he agreed to the same treaty stipulations opposed to in the beginning.

2. There were no large scale massacres as PIB would lead one to believe. Granted, many were sent to reeducation camps, but killings on a massive scale were not occurring.

3. Presidential Resignee Nixon contacted both Hanoi and Saigon governments as a civilian running for the highest office in 1968. His objective was to stymy the Paris Peace Talks which were starting to bear some fruit. Technically, this is treason, but then President Johnson did not pursue charges though fully aware of Nixon's meddling. This intrusion, however, prolonged the war for 5 more years killing thousands of Americans and Vietnamese.

4. Nixon's policies created the killing fields of Cambodia and Kissinger is wont to take any responsibility for this. The legitimate leader, Prince Sihanouk, was deposed in a coup which placed Lon Nol, in power. Lon Nol was very pro-American and could not solve the basic problems his nation was experiencing primarily due to Nixon/Kissinger meddling. The result was three million dead Cambodians in the killing fields until the North Vietnamese invaded to occupy the nation.

5. The United States has yet to acknowledge the results of applying Agent Orange and 22 other chemicals in Vietnam. Vietnam has, however, begun to seek legal recourse through the World Court, but it is obvious PIB will not mention this in any form.

6. Lastly, PIB was a silver spoon baby who avoided the draft through use to his father's influence to enter the National Guard. He did this surrepitiously, accepted a direct commission hardly qualified for and then forsook the last 18 months of his obligation. He was not pursued due to his father's position.

PIB is not in any position morally or ethically to discuss Vietnam without indicating his lack of participation thereof and why. Too many good people paid the price for this misadventure and many are still suffering on both sides of the ocean. Bush, however, is oblivious to any academic discussion on this and other subjects. My suggestion is he simply go to the nearest DVA hospital and apologize profusely while granting a greater budgetary allowance to that agency to treat honorable Veterans.

It must be difficult to play the image when you realize your own transparency.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

The GWB White House Quiz

The White House held a special news conference today in an effort to fully explain Vice-President Dick Cheney stating his position was not within the Executive Branch. Tony Snow and the VP are walking up to the microphone now:

Snow: Good Morning, journalists.....Jeff, are you here?

VP: Skip the Gannon crap and get on with it.

Snow: The Vice-Presidency is not part of the Executive Branch since primary duty is President of the Senate. The President concurs and naturally, so do we.

Question: If this is indeed fact, then does the White House plan to return the millions of dollars allocated in the budget specifically for the VP position?

VP: We ain't giving nothin' back...all you have to do is believe what is said, you screw! Someday, I'll bust out of this place....yah, on top of the world, Ma!!

Question: Interesting comment, VP Cheney, but Congress controls the purse strings; not you. Does this also mean you will have to move out of the Naval Observatory-you know, the place where you like to stiff the electric bill!!

VP: Funny guy, ehhhhh! Well, go fark yourself with a wet armadillo! Me and my boytoy, Georgie, can pretty much do what we want. Why....because we want to and secondly, this is our house and not yours. Keep that trap of yours in line or else there will be trouble. I swing a mean rod......

Question: How do you plan to just arbitrarily change the Constitution and decades of tradition?

Snow: Easy (snaps his fingers) it's changed. Oh, there may be some sticky wickets, but overall, it will be smooth running. Remember, we is good and you are bad. You, there in the back, wearing the wide brim hat, sunglasses and short as a microbe. Who are you?

Helen Thomas: Its Helen Thomas, yellow snow brain. Simply wanted to find a strategic position to ask questions since you banished me from the front.

Snow: Okay, Helen, ask your question and then go back to school.

Thomas: The war is not going well......

Snow: That's only conjecture subject to interpretation and we say its splendidly orchestrated.

Thomas: Whatever, but this president never seems to place himself in the front lines....only in a defense position to cry havoc.

VP: Get rid of this screwball or else I may have to get another draft deferment..

Snow: Our president, hallowed be thy name, is always on the front lines; always in the fox hole; if fact he sacrifices more with his fantasy dreams than most of you at daily work. He lives, breathes, eats and defecates the Iraq war every single day. In fact, just yesterday, President Bush was remarking how much he needed to relax, perhaps travel back to Georgia (former Soviet state) and visit Atlanta. We were very touched by his words since he seemed to say nothing at all.

VP: Enough of this crap. Press conference is over, the acts are done and all of you are no more than pus eating maggots. Get out of here before I call Gomer Pyle!!!

Thomas: Hey, Dick????? Did you ever get that gift subscription to Lesbian Co-Dependent I sent to you. You could use a makeover.

VP: Yadda, Yadda, Helen.....where's Jeff when I need him??

At Least We Have Paris!

Paris is a beautiful city composed of the Louvre, Montmarte, the Eiffel Tower and so much more. It doesn't have a Bill O'Reilly statue and probably won't since he has had such little impact on the pigeon population.

Paris Hilton could be a beautiful person, but she contracted the silver spoon disease shared by man such as Mr. O'Reilly, George W. Bush, et al. Usual symptoms are irresponsibility, squandering, buck passing, arrogance and lastly, vacuous statement no one really understands (or cares to).

She's a 26 year old woman who crossed the line into adulthood by flaunting the law and fully expecting her wealth affluence to carry her unblemished. Fortunately, Paris was confronted by a judge who took the violations seriously and placed her where the most good could be accomplished-jail.

Naturally, Paris objected to this since her bubble burst and a totally unexpected thrust into adulthood was frightening. Ironically, she also learned another life session-where were her friends? One separates the wheat from the chaff when a traumatic moment strikes, but Paris has experienced arrested development most of her life.

Hang in there, Paris and you still have an opportunity to be a responsible individual who can contribute more that T&A to society. Honest!!
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Speaking of O'Reilly.....let's don't and not stir up the bats. Uhmmmmmmm, wonder how the former producer he sexually harassed is spending her $12 million settlement.
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President in a Bubble vetoed a stem cell bill today. He announced it was a cornerstone act in the war on drugs and marijuana would not be tolerated by terminology nor butts. He handed out simulated bongs instead of pens after signing the legislation.
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The Arizona Attorney General announced he would not prosecute anyone practicing polygamy, but would instead leave it up to the private sector. Independent vigilante groups have already announced they will patrol particular areas where the practice flourishes. Arizona has MinuteMen along the border and now has Marriage Marshals scouring the hinterland. Only in America!!
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The pentagon made another announcement today on the so-called Gay Bomb-just kidding!! They apologized for violating the Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Wink policy used to discharge 11,000 GIs already. Give that bomb a dishonorable for telling!!

I gotta go find some Black Jack chewing gum and think about insaneness accepted as normality.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Return Of The Blogger

Out of the night when the full moon is right comes: Me!! Yes, the hiatus is over and its time to plink and plunk all those ideas and people who consider themselves sacred. What you say, we still have the Chosen Ones among us??!! Of course, they can have their cereal and fleece others for the sacred milk to savor.........On with the show:

Tony Snow, White House Snowjobber, declared President In A Bubble (PIB) was in the "front lines" of the war at all times. Uhmmmmmm, seems to me he avoided Vietnam, became lost for 18 months while in the National Guard and hauled ass to save ass on 9/11. Wait!!!! Its coming to me...George was actually in offensive withdrawal and not retreat.....he was always there, but wasn't noticed by his absence. Perfectly understandable....Give me a Valium!!

Meanwhile, Paris Hilton is seeking a pardon from the Street Crossing Guard working outside of the LA County Jail. She has promised to respect authority by starting out at the lowest level for absolution, but apparently hasn't recognized the White House yet. "It's not right, Mommie"

The President of Vietnam is visiting DC soon and PIB is excited. He has ordered all the kimchee to be found for a special state dinner. Forgive us, Mr. Vietnam President, for he knows not what he does and less of what he will do.

There is absolutely no truth to the rumor several administration officials and Congress members will be indicted for corruption in the near future. In the meantime, Congress is contemplating a prison reform bill offering luxury condos for former officials if the need arises.

Major chocolate manufacturers are pestering the government to let them produce all those products we have come to love without chocolate. Yes, this is absolutely true!! Manufacturers claim they can use all those ungodly synthetic materials to create chocolate, but want the feds to allow them to still advertise the product as chocolate. Isn't that kind of like Dick Cheney proclaiming to be honest?

The war in Iraq and Afghanistan continues.

On a lighter note, Richard Nixon, former resignee president of the United States, is still dead and was not sighted in the White House as an apparition opening/closing safes. That interloper was identified as Howard Hunt, Watergate instigator and also dead.

On a final note, former Speaker of the House, Tom DeLay, denies he will take over the Late Jerry Falwell's numerous positions. DeLay is happily awaiting the opportunity to serve with Paris Hilton or Scooter Libby or Bubba.